FML...

Yo, so since im not doing myspace or any of those social sites for a while, I have to occupy myself with other sites, right? So I came across this site, For My Life, and shit is hilarious!!!! It has these stories about peoples daily fuck ups, whether they are real or not idk, but nonetheless, impact funny! Heres some examples from today:

"Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? 'If I were you, I would get a push-up bra.' FML"

"Today, I went to the Verizon because my phone was broken. It hadn't rang in 3 weeks. I hadn't gotten any text messages either. So, I got to the store they check out my phone. They told me that there was absolutely nothing wrong with my phone. No one had called me in 3 weeks. Then they charged me $30. FML"

"Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for 'tailgating' and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML"

They are making a book full of this shit!!!!
Check it out dude!