Vince Shlomi went to work on her ass. Shit, crazy ass prostitute shouldnt have been holding on to his tongue though lol...Oh well, no more annoying ass commercials from him!
Monday, March 30, 2009
Shamwoooooow! Sasha Harris Mug Shot
Vince Shlomi went to work on her ass. Shit, crazy ass prostitute shouldnt have been holding on to his tongue though lol...Oh well, no more annoying ass commercials from him!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Hare Jordan 1
Omg they are backkkk!!!! With minor changes ofcourse but they are still some of the baddest kicks to drop this year. And I dont even wear jordans lol. But Ill be dishing out the cash for these boys! Set to release April 11th.
Heres the original Air Jordan VII commercial for kicks...
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Dame Dash is fucked
Just read this...
The economy is hitting everyone’s pockets hard, especially former Hip Hop mogul and Roc-A-Fella Records co-founder, Dame Dash.
With recent news that his wife of four years, Rachel Roy, was filling for divorce over “non-monetary relief”, Dash’s financial situation is looking bleak. Dash and Roy hooked up to start Roy’s own clothing line after they met while Roy was interning at Rocawear. But Dame recently told Billboard Magazine that with all the competition in the fashion industry he could not keep afloat and was forced to drop his investments.
“The reason I sold half of [Rachel Roy] was because it was costing a lot to build as a brand and I wanted to get with some partners who could take some of that pressure off me. Fashion is so hard and the retail game right now is in such a bad place.”
Dame, whose fortune was once upwards of 50 million dollars, now faces a sea of debt stemming from bad business deals and legal troubles.
Dash, sold his stake in Rocawear to Jay-Z [click to read] for $20 million in 2005 and now owes $2 million in backed state taxes. A bank has started foreclosure proceedings on his two Tribeca condos and even his tricked out Chevrolet Tahoe SUV was repossessed last year when he couldn't make the $714.99 monthly payment.
Talking from business angle, Dash relayed how he believes market exploitation played a large role in his empire’s downfall.
“If you don’t have anything and you have someone that’s going to put $1 million or $2 million into building your brand, then they deserve a piece of it…At this time you have to generate a lot of things and make it within an affordable price point and you have to be better than everybody. Everything just seems oversaturated and everyone is trying to make a buck.”
Developing a brand is where Dash excels; creating the image for Roy’s clothing line as well as Rocawear. He explained how he built Harlem native Jim Jones’ career and gave him his own brand through hard work and persistence.
“My first approach was the music business and getting with Jim Jones…At first I wanted to help him because I’ve known him since he was young and me listening to the album and thinking it was really good. So I spent the last six months doing research, trying to figure out how to use all my resources to blow this out,” he said.
Now with Jones just releasing his fourth solo album Pray IV Reign [click to read] and the bad business deals behind him Dame appears optimistic about his return to the music industry and getting his financial situation back on the right track.
“When I come back, I'm gonna change the economy as well," he said at a recent magazine show in New York.
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The economy is hitting everyone’s pockets hard, especially former Hip Hop mogul and Roc-A-Fella Records co-founder, Dame Dash.
With recent news that his wife of four years, Rachel Roy, was filling for divorce over “non-monetary relief”, Dash’s financial situation is looking bleak. Dash and Roy hooked up to start Roy’s own clothing line after they met while Roy was interning at Rocawear. But Dame recently told Billboard Magazine that with all the competition in the fashion industry he could not keep afloat and was forced to drop his investments.
“The reason I sold half of [Rachel Roy] was because it was costing a lot to build as a brand and I wanted to get with some partners who could take some of that pressure off me. Fashion is so hard and the retail game right now is in such a bad place.”
Dame, whose fortune was once upwards of 50 million dollars, now faces a sea of debt stemming from bad business deals and legal troubles.
Dash, sold his stake in Rocawear to Jay-Z [click to read] for $20 million in 2005 and now owes $2 million in backed state taxes. A bank has started foreclosure proceedings on his two Tribeca condos and even his tricked out Chevrolet Tahoe SUV was repossessed last year when he couldn't make the $714.99 monthly payment.
Talking from business angle, Dash relayed how he believes market exploitation played a large role in his empire’s downfall.
“If you don’t have anything and you have someone that’s going to put $1 million or $2 million into building your brand, then they deserve a piece of it…At this time you have to generate a lot of things and make it within an affordable price point and you have to be better than everybody. Everything just seems oversaturated and everyone is trying to make a buck.”
Developing a brand is where Dash excels; creating the image for Roy’s clothing line as well as Rocawear. He explained how he built Harlem native Jim Jones’ career and gave him his own brand through hard work and persistence.
“My first approach was the music business and getting with Jim Jones…At first I wanted to help him because I’ve known him since he was young and me listening to the album and thinking it was really good. So I spent the last six months doing research, trying to figure out how to use all my resources to blow this out,” he said.
Now with Jones just releasing his fourth solo album Pray IV Reign [click to read] and the bad business deals behind him Dame appears optimistic about his return to the music industry and getting his financial situation back on the right track.
“When I come back, I'm gonna change the economy as well," he said at a recent magazine show in New York.
-Source
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
If he wasnt here...
Lately ive been thinking alot. Something ive been thinking about was if my dad died or just up and left for no good reason, disappeared, would I be able to fill his shoes, take his role and run my household. I know I really shouldnt be thinking that way but the way life is and the way things are going in our society, who knows what the hell tomorrow holds. I mean im a pretty responsible kid but im still only a kid. Just because im 18 does not make me an adult. It doesnt make me an adult because im not self-sufficient, I dont have a job that allows me to be able to pay the extremely large morgaage on my house, pay the cable bill, buy grocies, the internet bill, the gas, the water, electruc, or the phone and those are just the necessities. That means no new clothes, kicks, phones, electronics, blah blah blah. Im just saying if my dad did just pull a Hudini, id have to get a job, change my whole school schedule, and give up all of my free time and im just not ready to grow up that fast....thats why we should all live our lives to the fullest while we have them...you dont like your girlfriend or your friends or whatever...keep it moving. No dumb shit, just enjoy your youth while your young and dont try to grow up too fast because your youth is limited and when your grown, all youll do is look back and think about what you could have done, who you could have been with, what you could have bought, and it will drive you insane later on.
College...ugh!
Next year will be an interesting year just because of all the crazy changes that I will be fored to make all at once. Depending on how the summer goes, ill probably be going to NCCC or Villa Maria...but a last resort, stuck at ECC, blah! But this girl things definitely gonna have to change to because I wont be held back because someones playing games with their future, not enrolling anywhere, filling out important sheets(FAFSA, Financial aid), and scared to move out because they want to be their dads flunky because he says so....like thats bullshit, so as soon as the summer comes and shit aint different, theres gonna be some controversy because im not letting anyone hold me back because they're scared to live their own life and does what the hell everyone else tells them to do! I really just want to go to Villa because its right around the corner from my house, literally, and its a decent school. And if im going to be single, its a prodominantly girl school, and thats always a plus lol. But whatever I do, youll know about it because, well I just like to vent lol.
Monday, March 23, 2009
If you dont know the man...
› WHO Scott Mescudi, 25-year-old Cleveland native who gained cult status and a Kanye co-sign last year with his astronaut anthem “Day N Night”; plans to release debut LP on ’Ye’s G.O.O.D. Music this year.
› HOW: Relocated to New York at the age of 20 carrying a five-song demo. He eventually pushed “Day N Night” as a single via DJ A-Trak’s Fool’s Gold label, following with the celebrated mixtape A Kid Named Cudi.
› OHIO LOVE: “You know what the East Coast sounds like. Ohio doesn’t really have an identity. That’s one of my goals: to establish that Midwest shit. The melodies play a powerful part because they really hit people and give you that catchy feel, like Bone Thugs and Nelly.”
› PRO-TE-’YE: “Protégés are people that are molded by somebody. I was molded by God. Yeah, everybody likes the title: ‘Kanye’s protégé Kid Cudi.’ But what’s cool about working with Kanye is that he understood my shit. He’s not trying to change anything that I have going on.”
› FEAR OF A KID PLANET: “A lot of people are going to be thrown off by my album. You’re going to think I’m a lunatic or a genius; it’s not going to be any in between.”
Kanye in Complex
Now not everyone has a subscription to Complex or likes to buy magazines, and I fucking love me some Kanye....so im going to post some of the shit he says...Ready???
Pick this shit up man!!!!
[Laughs.] Has the recession affected you?
Kanye West: Yeah, I try to avoid it overly affecting me. But some shit has happened, like Best Buy was supposed to [shoot and produce] the tour DVD and they pulled out of it. I definitely got hit with that, because not shooting it was not an option, so I had to pay for it.
Did you consider how a recession might affect the reception of the “Martin Louis King” video you made in Paris?
Kanye West: People tune into me for escapism. When you went to the Glow in the Dark Tour, you were literally transported to another planet. I know there’s anti-rich sentiment right now, with corporate people not using their jets and Obama saying heads of banks can’t make more than $500,000, but I really feel like that tape embodied me and what Louis Vuitton is about. I’d like to think I give optimism to people when I stunt. When I have a pink watch on or tight jeans on, people talk shit about me, but if I wore all gray and black, who would be the one to wear all the bright colors? How depressing would it be if I was always depressed, or should I say, the press. I’m here to entertain people and to be the one that does the crazy, bold stuff so they can live through me and get their mind off the recession and the war and whatever else is going on in the world.Speaking of public outbursts, why is it that you’ll flip on a journalist, like the dude from EW who shitted on the tour, but not another rapper that disses you?
Kanye West: Because I feel like I’m playing on the same intellectual level of a journalist and not of a rapper.
How so?
Kanye West: [Laughs.] I feel like if a rapper disses me, they’re just trying to get a rise out of me and get me to play in their field to find some way that they can beat me. I feel like there’s a lot of rappers that can beat me in ignorance. So why would I play a sport that I’m not particularly trying to get better at or beaten in? There’s a lot of rappers that can beat me in ignorance, but there’s only a few that can play with true intellect. [Long pause.] How fucking perfect is that fucking answer?!What did you learn about yourself in your last relationship?
Kanye West: That I have to believe in myself. Then I had to learn that a woman is a reflection of you, so if you make mistakes you will pay for them for the rest of the relationship.
Are you looking for a relationship in the future?
Kanye West: I think everybody wants to be in a relationship. I’m more of a boyfriend type. If I was ever in a situation with a bunch of girls, it’s just by default.
So you feel like monogamy is a realistic goal, even given the nature of your celebrity?
Kanye West: Who’s to say having a relationship declares monogamy?
Good point. [Laughs.]
Pick this shit up man!!!!
Friday, March 20, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Natasha Richardson-R.I.P.
According to NYC columnist Liz Smith, the beautiful Natasha Richardson was taken off of life support as of 1:30 PM March 18, well today.
Why the long face???
Still remaining silent after he allegedly whooped his girlfriend/fiancee/wife whatever lol Rihanna, is riding shotgun around Beverly Hills without the girl he is supposedly still messing with....I dont believe a god damn thing they are trying to put out there. I think she left that ass but doesnt want to see Chris go to jail so they are just putting on a publicity stunt to help him look better...well he doesnt look so happy to me...shes the one out there partying lol
Kanye got charged with 3 misdemeanors
Kanye West has just been charged with three criminal misdemeanors -- vandalism, battery, and grand theft -- in connection with the camera-smashing incident at LAX.
The L.A. City Attorney has also charged Don Crowley, Kanye's manager, with the following crimes -- two counts of vandalism, two counts of battery and two counts of grand theft.
TMZ happened to catch the incident on tape. In fact, Kanye broke their camera light as they were shooting. Crowley is charged with breaking both the TMZ camera and the still camera. Kanye is charged with breaking the flash accessory to the still camera.
The incident occurred last September 11. Both men are scheduled to be arraigned on April 14.
Kanye could get up to 2 1/2 years in jail if convicted on all counts. Crowley could get five years.
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The L.A. City Attorney has also charged Don Crowley, Kanye's manager, with the following crimes -- two counts of vandalism, two counts of battery and two counts of grand theft.
TMZ happened to catch the incident on tape. In fact, Kanye broke their camera light as they were shooting. Crowley is charged with breaking both the TMZ camera and the still camera. Kanye is charged with breaking the flash accessory to the still camera.
The incident occurred last September 11. Both men are scheduled to be arraigned on April 14.
Kanye could get up to 2 1/2 years in jail if convicted on all counts. Crowley could get five years.
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Random Knowledge: The 5 Second Rule
You know what im talking about...the 5 second rule, where any food that hits the floor but gets snatched up immediately is still cool? Yeah well thats total bullshit! I feel like Ive been lied to for so many years....yeah and whoever told you that the bathroom was the germiest spot in the house, they lied too. Studies show that the carpet in your house is the nastiest spot in your house. The statistcs below show how many bacteria particles consume that area per one-inch square sample:
- Toilet seat: 49
- Kitchen counter: 1,686
- Kitchen tile: 2,546
- Bathroom floor: 18,025
- Carpet: more than 200,000
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Vans x Supreme colab
Now yall know I rock the fuck out ouf a pair of highs but half cabs and lows will have to do this time around!!! Included in this pack will be four colorways of the Vans Era and four colorways of the Vans Half Cab (white, black, green, black). All styles contain leather lining, insoles and canvas uppers. In addition, the eight sneakers involved are complimented by a white rubber sole. As for release information, this Vans x Supreme Lineup will release in-store and on Supreme’s website on March 19th
Kudi Retiring...
AFTER THE RELEASE OF MY FIRST LP THIS SUMMER, IAM NOT MAKING ANY MORE SOLO ALBUMS. IAM FALLIN BACK ON BEING A ARTIST. THE DRAMA THAT COMES WITH IT IS MORE OVERWHELMING THAN THE SHIT I WAS DEALING WIT WHEN I WAS PISS POOR BROKE. MY FRIENDS GET MAD AT ME, SAY IVE CHANGED, ONE OF THE ONLY HOMIES I GOT IN THIS GAME, WALE, IS WORRIED ABOUT ME CUZ OF SHIT HE HEARS. LIKE WTF? WHO CAN SAY IM BEIN HOLLYWOOD? IM NOT AROUND ANYONE BUT PLAIN PAT AND EMILE. WHO CAN SAY THAT SHIT? MUTHAFUCKAS TALKIN SHIT HERE AND THERE, SPREADIN RUMORS, MAKIN JOKES, TRYNA JUDGE ME, AND FOR WHAT? DOES MY MUSIC POKE FUN AT OTHERS? DO I TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE N MY MUSIC? I ALREADY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL ONCE, AND GOT EXPELLED CUZ IT WASNT FOR ME. IMA DROP OUT THIS SHIT BEFORE NIGGAZ TRY AND CRUCIFY ME.
I DONT LOOK AT IT AS QUITTING, FOR I HAVE ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL. I HAVE A SOLID FANBASE WHO TRUELY APPRECIATES ME AND MY MESSAGES THRU SONG, I GOT MULTIPLE BIG RECORDS, I HAVE RECIEVED WORLDWIDE CRITICAL ACCLAIM FROM THE BIGGEST TASTEMAKERS IN THE GAME, 3 FAN MADE BEST OF MIXTAPES WITHOUT EVEN RELEASING MORE THAN ONE MIXTAPE AND NOT EVEN RELEASING A ALBUM, I CAN PAY MY MOMS MORTGAGE AND HELP MY SISTER WITH MY NIECE AND HOLD MY BROTHERS DOWN WITH WUTEVER THEY NEED. THATS WUT I GOT IN THIS GAME FOR, TO ACCOMPLISH ALL THESE GOALS AND I HAVE. NO REGRETS
IM SORRY TO THE FANS, IM SO SORRY YALL. I KNO U GUYS WILL ALL HATE ME, BUT REMEMBER, IM JUS A REGULAR DUDE WHO WAS GIVEN A AMAZING GIFT, AND NOW WITH THAT AMAZING GIFT CAME MORE UNCALLED FOR PROBLEMS THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN BEING SHOULD HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
I WILL STILL DO THE COLLAB ALBUM WITH CHIP, AND THAT WILL BE MY LAST STUDIO RECORDING.
IAM GOING TO FOCUS ALL MY ATTENTION ON THE HBO SHOW WHICH WE START SHOOTING IN AUGUST AND MY ACTING CAREER IN GENERAL…ILL CONTINUE TO DO SHOWS FOR THE REAL KID CUDI FANS, AND IM PLANNING A BIG CONCERT THIS SUMMER, JUS ME, AND I WILL PERFORM MY ENTIRE MIXTAPE FROM BEGINNING TO END AND NEW SONGS FROM MY ALBUM. ILL KEEP U GUYS UPDATED ON THAT
AGAIN, IAM SORRY, BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP ME FROM GOING COMPLETELY INSANE. IM TOO REAL FOR THIS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SHIT. BAK TO THE MOON I GO
Friday, March 13, 2009
Adriana Lima's Hubby Accused of Sexual Assualt
Now I dont know about you, but I think Adriana Lima is definitely one of the hottest girls in America and to hear that her husband, Marko Jaric, could have raped some regular ass chick, is downright ridiculous. Its almost blasphemous! But with some good news totop that, Jaric's lawyer released this statement:
"I received official word from the Philadelphia District Attorneys office that after a thorough investigation no charges will be filed against my client, Marko Jaric, in connection with the alleged incident with an unnamed female on February 11, 2009 while his team was in town to play the 76ers.
Persons in Marko's position are often the target of malicious statements and it is not unusual for the police to be asked to investigate. However, these allegations were proved to be completely false, and while Marko is extremely unsettled by these accusations, he is happy that the law enforcement authorities have cleared him of any criminal conduct and the issue can now be put to rest."
Now the 30 year old Memphis Grizzlies gaurd better "know his role" before he gets caught up like everyones favorite/ex-favorite basketball star, Kobe Bryant did...
I love this case!!!
Poor old Mr. Brown, he has now decided the right thing to do because of the alleged battery on his wife, that we all know he did by now, would be to pull out of the Kids Choice Awards '09 because he and his camp dont think that beating up your spouse and still winning awards at the same time just isnt the right thing to do. The part im more concerned about is that C. Breezy still had a legit chance of winning, even though everyone and they moms knows about the situation...thats fucking scary. Now im no saint but wow. Is it really that common that people feel that this kind of thing is just normal in todays society? Im scared for our future! But anyway Good luck with your arrainment on the 6th of April...his wifey still doesnt want to testify against him anyway lol.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Niagra Falls Suicide Attempt
Some unidentified fool tried to commit suicide into Niagara Falls March 11th at about 2:15 pm. Now this is not the first time someone has ever jumped into the deep, deep abyss but its only the second time someone has ever lived from it. He was actually in the water for an estimated 40mins before being rescued. They never disclosed the mans reason for the suicide attempt but with the nations growing debt and with more and more people being laid off from their jobs, it sure isnt uncommon these days...
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Fact about teenage girls...
Fully 41 percent of teenage girls ages 14 to 17 who have sex say they are pressured into it by their boyfriends and not because they willingly choose to do so, according to researchers at the Indiana University Medical Center in Indianapolis.
The result? These girls have a far higher risk of sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy, reports Reuters Health of the survey of 279 teen girls.
The researchers interviewed each participant and many of them admitted they had given in to unwanted sex to keep their boyfriends from getting angry. That indicates that both boys and girls need counseling in negotiating their relationships. "We need to give guidance to teens on how to communicate with each other," lead study author Dr. Margaret J. Blythe told Reuters Health. Girls need to be taught how to take control over their own sexual activity, while boys need to learn what constitutes pressure. The importance of educating boys, she told Reuters Health, "is often the untalked-about part."
This two-year study focused on 279 girls ages 14 to 17 who were seen at urban health clinics in Indianapolis. They were periodically interviewed about their current relationships, including instances of unwanted sex.
Some of the questions they were asked included:
- "Would he break up with you unless you had sex?"
- "Would he get mad if you didn't want to have sex?"
- 41 percent admitted they had participated in unwanted sex at least once.
- The most common reason for having unwanted sex was fear their boyfriend would become angry.
- 10 percent said their partner forced them to have sex.
- 5 percent said they had sex after being offered money or gifts.
- Girls who had unwanted sex were less likely to use condoms, had poorer relationships and a higher pregnancy rate than girls who had sex willingly.
The findings were published in the Archives of Pediatrics & Adolescent Medicine, 2006.
Oldest jokes in the book...literally!
The university researched and published the top 10 oldest jokes. Here are the other nine:
Joke No. 2, 1600 B.C.
The world's second oldest joke, found on the Westcar Papyrus, is a gag about a pharaoh, widely thought to be King Snofru: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."
Joke No. 3, 1200 B.C.
"Three ox drivers from Adab were thirsty: one owned the ox, the other owned the cow and the other owned the wagon's load. The owner of the ox refused to get water because he feared his ox would be eaten by a lion; the owner of the cow refused because he thought his cow might wander off into the desert; the owner of the wagon refused because he feared his load would be stolen. So they all went. In their absence the ox made love to the cow which gave birth to a calf which ate the wagon's load. Problem: Who owns the calf?"
Joke No. 4, 1100 B.C.
"A woman who was blind in one eye has been married to a man for 20 years. When he found another woman he said to her, 'I shall divorce you because you are said to be blind in one eye.' And she answered him: 'Have you just discovered that after 20 years of marriage?'"
Joke No. 5, 800 B.C.
This was written by Homer in "The Odyssey." "Odysseus tells the Cyclops that his real name is 'nobody.' When Odysseus instructs his men to attack the Cyclops, the Cyclops shouts: 'Help, nobody is attacking me!' No one comes to help."
Joke No. 6, 429 B.C.
This appeared in "Oedipus Tyrannus" by Sophocles. "Question: What animal walks on four feet in the morning, two at noon and three at evening? Answer: Man. He goes on all fours as a baby, on two feet as a man and uses a cane in old age.
Joke No. 7, 30 B.C.
This joke originates from the Egyptian, Ptolemaic Period. "Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey. His purse is what restrains him.
Joke No. 8, 63 B.C. to 14 A.D.
This joke is credited to Emperor Augustus. "Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?' 'No your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was.'"
Joke No. 9, 4th or 5th Century A.D.
This gag is dated to the Philogelos. "Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said 'I've had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.'"
Joke No. 10, 4th or 5th Century A.D.
This was collected in the Philogelos or "Laughter-Lover," the oldest jest book. "Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: 'In silence.'"
Joke No. 2, 1600 B.C.
The world's second oldest joke, found on the Westcar Papyrus, is a gag about a pharaoh, widely thought to be King Snofru: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."
Joke No. 3, 1200 B.C.
"Three ox drivers from Adab were thirsty: one owned the ox, the other owned the cow and the other owned the wagon's load. The owner of the ox refused to get water because he feared his ox would be eaten by a lion; the owner of the cow refused because he thought his cow might wander off into the desert; the owner of the wagon refused because he feared his load would be stolen. So they all went. In their absence the ox made love to the cow which gave birth to a calf which ate the wagon's load. Problem: Who owns the calf?"
Joke No. 4, 1100 B.C.
"A woman who was blind in one eye has been married to a man for 20 years. When he found another woman he said to her, 'I shall divorce you because you are said to be blind in one eye.' And she answered him: 'Have you just discovered that after 20 years of marriage?'"
Joke No. 5, 800 B.C.
This was written by Homer in "The Odyssey." "Odysseus tells the Cyclops that his real name is 'nobody.' When Odysseus instructs his men to attack the Cyclops, the Cyclops shouts: 'Help, nobody is attacking me!' No one comes to help."
Joke No. 6, 429 B.C.
This appeared in "Oedipus Tyrannus" by Sophocles. "Question: What animal walks on four feet in the morning, two at noon and three at evening? Answer: Man. He goes on all fours as a baby, on two feet as a man and uses a cane in old age.
Joke No. 7, 30 B.C.
This joke originates from the Egyptian, Ptolemaic Period. "Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey. His purse is what restrains him.
Joke No. 8, 63 B.C. to 14 A.D.
This joke is credited to Emperor Augustus. "Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?' 'No your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was.'"
Joke No. 9, 4th or 5th Century A.D.
This gag is dated to the Philogelos. "Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said 'I've had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.'"
Joke No. 10, 4th or 5th Century A.D.
This was collected in the Philogelos or "Laughter-Lover," the oldest jest book. "Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: 'In silence.'"
The real story...
The more we learn about R&B artist Chris Brown's alleged assault on pop star and girlfriend Rihanna, the more one wonders how she could ever contemplate reentering a relationship, if the charges are true, with such an allegedly abusive individual. But she has. People
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magazine was just one of several media outlets to chronicle Rihanna's return to her boyfriend. But with the release to the public of the Los Angeles police report of the incident, one truly marvels at how she could bring herself to even be in his company, let alone contemplate an engagement to him.
As can be seen at The Smoking Gun, Los Angeles Police Detective De Shon Andrews filed the police report (affidavit) the night of February 8. He goes into great detail of what occurred and how Robyn F. (Robyn Rihanna Fenty, which is Rihanna's real name) came to be filing an incident report that night. According to the affidavit, it all began when Rihanna found three text messages on Chris Brown's cellphone from a female who Brown had had a previous sexual relationship. When she confronted him, they began to argue. Then he became violent, the affidavit says.
Also, according to the affidavit:
First, he attempted to push Rihanna from the rented Lamborghini. Her seat belt kept her in the vehicle. Failing that, Chris Brown then slammed her head against the passenger window. He then punched her in the left eye.
Bear in mind Brown had at first pulled over, but when he couldn't force Rihanna out of the car and after he punched her, he began driving again. While steering with his left hand, he began to continuously punch her in the face with his right. Detective Andrews reported that it was at this time that Rihanna noticed she was bleeding inside her mouth.
Chris Brown then threatens to "beat the s***" out of her when they arrived at the home they share.
Rihanna fakes a call to her personal assistant, Melissa Ford, to get Chris Brown to halt his attack. She tells the voicemail (which was not recording) that she was on her way home and to "have the cops there when I get there."
This only served to infuriate Brown even more. He continued punching When Rihanna attempted to send an actual text message to Ford, Brown grabbed the cellphone and hurled it out the window.
Rihanna then grabbed Chris Brown's cellphone but he got her in a headlock. He pulled her to him and bit her on the left ear. Pulling over to the curb, Brown resumed his head lock on Rihanna.to the point where she began to feel as if she were losing consciousness.
When she attempted to gouge at his eyes, he bit her hand.
As he continued to punch her, she maneuvered herself to kick at him, attempting to push him away. Brown punched her legs. Rihanna managed to extricate herself from the vehicle and begin walking away, screaming for help.
A resident where the vehicle was parked heard Rihanna's cries and called 911. They respond and find her disheveled, beaten, and bruised, Chris Brown nowhere to be found.
Those are the highlights of the affidavit.
After the brutality of that incident, one truly wonders, if ithow Rihanna can begin to permit herself to keep company with someone that would commit such a barbarous act against her.
But it is her word against his.
Except she now is back in a cozy relationship with Chris Brown and she wishes that charges won't be pressed against her fiancé. So it would look as if Chris Brown might have a legal ace up his sleeve.
Except...
Authorities take it upon themselves to continue prosecution, even if the victim of the crime doesn't want it. It makes the prosecution's case problematic and increasingly difficult, especially if the key witness, the victim (in this case, Rihanna), refuses to testify against the attacker. If the witness does not wish to testify, prosecutors still have their sworn affidavits and reports to use during the court proceedings.
Prosecution also has that damning photo, the gruesomely detailed photo of Rihanna's swollen and damaged face that "somehow" made its way to the internet. It is most certain they have several more, taken from various angles
Together with the police report and sworn affidavit of Detective Andrews taken from Rihanna, the prosecution still has a good case. But they don't have much room for error.
Chris Brown pleaded not guilty to two felony charges in a Los Angeles court Thursday, March 5. MTV reported that, if convicted, Brown could spend up to four years in jail.
As for Ronald Fenty, Rihanna's father, he does not believe that justice will be served. "I still think he's a little immature for Rihanna. Justice can never be served in this situation. He can't feel the pain she felt. I don't believe in hitting a woman. I hope everything works out better for them. I don't feel happy or sad. He's in the court's hands. Let justice prevail."
Even Rihanna's father's self-contradictory remarks show the confusion with which others view her actions.
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..>magazine was just one of several media outlets to chronicle Rihanna's return to her boyfriend. But with the release to the public of the Los Angeles police report of the incident, one truly marvels at how she could bring herself to even be in his company, let alone contemplate an engagement to him.
As can be seen at The Smoking Gun, Los Angeles Police Detective De Shon Andrews filed the police report (affidavit) the night of February 8. He goes into great detail of what occurred and how Robyn F. (Robyn Rihanna Fenty, which is Rihanna's real name) came to be filing an incident report that night. According to the affidavit, it all began when Rihanna found three text messages on Chris Brown's cellphone from a female who Brown had had a previous sexual relationship. When she confronted him, they began to argue. Then he became violent, the affidavit says.
Also, according to the affidavit:
First, he attempted to push Rihanna from the rented Lamborghini. Her seat belt kept her in the vehicle. Failing that, Chris Brown then slammed her head against the passenger window. He then punched her in the left eye.
Bear in mind Brown had at first pulled over, but when he couldn't force Rihanna out of the car and after he punched her, he began driving again. While steering with his left hand, he began to continuously punch her in the face with his right. Detective Andrews reported that it was at this time that Rihanna noticed she was bleeding inside her mouth.
Chris Brown then threatens to "beat the s***" out of her when they arrived at the home they share.
Rihanna fakes a call to her personal assistant, Melissa Ford, to get Chris Brown to halt his attack. She tells the voicemail (which was not recording) that she was on her way home and to "have the cops there when I get there."
This only served to infuriate Brown even more. He continued punching When Rihanna attempted to send an actual text message to Ford, Brown grabbed the cellphone and hurled it out the window.
Rihanna then grabbed Chris Brown's cellphone but he got her in a headlock. He pulled her to him and bit her on the left ear. Pulling over to the curb, Brown resumed his head lock on Rihanna.to the point where she began to feel as if she were losing consciousness.
When she attempted to gouge at his eyes, he bit her hand.
As he continued to punch her, she maneuvered herself to kick at him, attempting to push him away. Brown punched her legs. Rihanna managed to extricate herself from the vehicle and begin walking away, screaming for help.
A resident where the vehicle was parked heard Rihanna's cries and called 911. They respond and find her disheveled, beaten, and bruised, Chris Brown nowhere to be found.
Those are the highlights of the affidavit.
After the brutality of that incident, one truly wonders, if ithow Rihanna can begin to permit herself to keep company with someone that would commit such a barbarous act against her.
But it is her word against his.
Except she now is back in a cozy relationship with Chris Brown and she wishes that charges won't be pressed against her fiancé. So it would look as if Chris Brown might have a legal ace up his sleeve.
Except...
Authorities take it upon themselves to continue prosecution, even if the victim of the crime doesn't want it. It makes the prosecution's case problematic and increasingly difficult, especially if the key witness, the victim (in this case, Rihanna), refuses to testify against the attacker. If the witness does not wish to testify, prosecutors still have their sworn affidavits and reports to use during the court proceedings.
Prosecution also has that damning photo, the gruesomely detailed photo of Rihanna's swollen and damaged face that "somehow" made its way to the internet. It is most certain they have several more, taken from various angles
Together with the police report and sworn affidavit of Detective Andrews taken from Rihanna, the prosecution still has a good case. But they don't have much room for error.
Chris Brown pleaded not guilty to two felony charges in a Los Angeles court Thursday, March 5. MTV reported that, if convicted, Brown could spend up to four years in jail.
As for Ronald Fenty, Rihanna's father, he does not believe that justice will be served. "I still think he's a little immature for Rihanna. Justice can never be served in this situation. He can't feel the pain she felt. I don't believe in hitting a woman. I hope everything works out better for them. I don't feel happy or sad. He's in the court's hands. Let justice prevail."
Even Rihanna's father's self-contradictory remarks show the confusion with which others view her actions.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
McDonalds fuckery...!?!?!?!
There's a reason this woman is wearing a serious grimace on her face -- she was just arrested over a box of Chicken McNuggets!!
Here's how it all went down: Latreasa Goodman claims she ordered -- and paid -- for a box of some delicious nuggets at a Mickey D's in Florida over the weekend, when suddenly the unthinkable happened -- she was told there were no more nuggets to be had. When an employee told her it was against store policy to give refunds, Latreasa called 911 -- three times in a row.
When the cops got to the scene, they tried to explain that McNugget drama is not an emergency -- but according to the police report obtained by TheSmokingGun.com, Latreasa begged to differ:
"This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency."
But here's the rub: Even after cops cited her for "misuse of 911," Latreasa continued to tell cops, "This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."
FYI -- the mug shot in this post is from a previous arrest. We're guessing Der Wienerschnitzel ran out of chili.
How to rob and industry hipster!!!!
All I can say is lol to the Talib line lmao...
Be careful, catch you frontin, they may be after you too
Be careful, catch you frontin, they may be after you too
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