Niagra Falls Suicide Attempt

Some unidentified fool tried to commit suicide into Niagara Falls March 11th at about 2:15 pm. Now this is not the first time someone has ever jumped into the deep, deep abyss but its only the second time someone has ever lived from it. He was actually in the water for an estimated 40mins before being rescued. They never disclosed the mans reason for the suicide attempt but with the nations growing debt and with more and more people being laid off from their jobs, it sure isnt uncommon these days...