My rant on girls...

I made this post a while back on my Myspace but its a true classic! So Im just going to post it here so everybody can see it since I hide my blogs on Myspace lol.



Now I haven't been on this earth for very long, 18 years actually, but I have noticed a lot of things about girls. Now in this "rant" there will be a lot of bias ideas so don't cut my head off for the shit.

1. Girls never approach boys. Now I don't know how things were done way back in the day but now-a-days girls should be able to approach a dude that they like. It's to the point where girls get an attitude with you if you don't say anything to them!!!! You might have been too into a call or a text to notice them, but because they put themselves on such a high pedestal, which most of them shouldn't, they may be missing out on a dude that may be perfect for them. Its 2009 now ladies, lets step the courage up a bit and step up to the plate and stop thinking that all dudes are the same…its getting tired.



2. Girls have no trust. Girls just don't trust dudes in relationships anymore, point blank. Its half our fault though. Girls have been cheated on so many times and buy into this crap this see in the media, they just think all guys are out for one thing, which again is mostly the truth….sadly. But ladies you can't blame everything on us. Some girls have stupid 3-6 month rules and I can speak for all the niggas when I say it's just not worth it. Not saying that sex is the best way to solve all of your problems. Lack of conversation, sex appeal, and girls can be flat out stingy. Sometimes it's the nigga YOUR attracted to that's the problem. Don't expect the same out of every dude you fuck with, because that will be your downfall.



3. Girls that can't cook. Maybe this is just me but I can't stand a bitch that can't cook. That's it lol.



4. The "B" word. Now I say the word bitch A LOT. Girls act like it's so derogative but yet I hear them call each other it all the time. That's like me getting mad that you call me a nigga then I go to my man and call him that….wth!!!! They act like im saying you're a bitch…nooooo im really just saying…well, bitch lol. Now I can see if I said, "You fucking bitch," in the middle of an argument. That's being disrespectful. If you take my watch and throw it and we start laughing and im chasing you around and say the same thing, were playing!!! The content has to match the context, so relax bitch lol.



5. Conceited girls with no assets. Now I've talked to a lot of girls in my day, some badder than others of course, but I don't ran across a few of these. Girl egos are soooooooo much worse than dudes when at 100% lol. Let me break this down…a guy will tell you that your sexy or cute or his fucking world when he really wants some. Don't get ahead of yourself. If you fuck with a dude who tells you that but only fucks with you for a week…your not fine lmao. Like on MySpace when girls be in the bathroom taking pictures, standing on toilets and shit trying to poke that little ass out, which most of them have, and then the only comments on the pics are from their girlfriends telling them they better get it….you're not bad, just easy. Get your shit together asap.



6. Fat bitches. Now no offense, lol, but if your fat….be fat. I hate when big girls when skinny girls clothes. Or when fat girls think they have chest and shit lol. Again, stop listening to those guys that hit it and quit it. Ok here's test to see if you have real chest and you're not just fat… Ready? First, you take all your clothes off and stand in the mirror. Then, you turn to the side. Do you see the thing under your chest….it's called a stomach and if it reaches out as far as your chest, oh bitch your fat, better luck next time. And stop telling these big girls they're cute, they're not….really. Only about 3% of yall are lol.



7. Fake jewelry. Now I understand not all girls can afford real bamboos or real gold earrings but make do with what you got. Don't run around here with big heart earrings from Sky's The Limit and front like its legit….no. Being who I am, all of my jewelry is real so I can tell. Just don't do it, people are laughing at you, not with you. It's just sad.



8. Hair. Ughhhh! Now there's nothing worse than a nappy headed ass chick lol. Now again, I understand all people don't have good hair like me, but there are hair products out for sale that will work for you if used as directed lol. Or the bald headed girl who tries to wear a ponytail…..or the chick that leaves her weave in for too damn long and those tracks start lifting….get it together. Wash, perm, comb and repeat as recommended.



If yall can think of any more things for me to put on this blog, just comment your recommendations.